2013 was the year I decided to pick up and finally get away from Eagles fans — just in time for Seahawks fans to be a thing. I’m still in the process of settling in, but if there’s one thing that’s absolutely true about the Pacific Northwest it’s that it’s covered in Sasquatch!
Unfortunately that’s probably a lie. I have yet to meet a Sasquatch even though I’ve driven through the picturesque mountains several times in a little over a month. I have however seen a troll, Lenin and this monstrosity.