This upcoming Tuesday is Mardi Gras! I’ve never been, although I do live about a block away from the largest concentration of bars in Philly, so, Saturday night. To be honest, I’m just too old, I can’t tell you the last time a closed a bar or had an only two Excedrin hangover.

I’m pretty sure zombies, though, can drink their body weight in alcohol and not feel any worse for wear. After all, once you’ve become a zombie is there any feeling worse? Or at all? Tying one one with a zombie has got to be the only way to celebrate Mardi Gras. And talk about showing off your goods!