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Well I guess we should all be thankful that the zombiepocalypse hasn’t happened yet. Although I’m sure the turkey’s of the world find it hilarious!
Halloween is the perfect time to confuse a zombie. Since they’re not very smart they easily mistake Jack-O-Lanterns for the human race. It gives them the vitamin C they’re missing in their diet.
Even zombie hipsters are saddened by the passing of Steve Jobs. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about Zombies trying to eat the “brains” of an inanimate object that cracks me up.
After the zombiepocalypse OSHA is going to have a hell of a time making sure OSHA Compliance is followed in the working environment. In fact, I’m not sure how they’ll deal with all of the amputations, especially if most of … Continue reading
I’ve taken to watching cooking shows for some reason, and not the kind where you actually learn how to make something. No I’ve been watching cooking competition shows. On thing I’ve noticed? A lack of zombies. Sure they’re signature dish … Continue reading
I don’t imagine the zombie diner menu is very diverse. There are only so many ways you can prepare human brains.
I wanted to keep up with The Shining theme for this week, buuuuut… zombies never really inhabited The Overlook Hotel. Not in the book, not in the movie (although if you would like to correct me Stephan King I will … Continue reading
I haven’t been camping in years, but I do have fond memories of fun around the campfire. Of course during the zombipocalypse I really don’t think campfires are such a good idea. It makes it so much easier for zombies … Continue reading
It makes sense that zombies would be great at celebrating Memorial Day, after all they were once people to be remembered. Of course now they’re rotting corpses that should be hated and feared. Which is why, unless you’re a fan … Continue reading